possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
