i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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