His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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