I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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