if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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