She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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