I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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