do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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