It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i think im in europe. pls send help
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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