U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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