If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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