Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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