I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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