Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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