Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
