Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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