I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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