Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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