We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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