CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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