He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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