That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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