I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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