just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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