just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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