wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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