What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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