the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
did i walk over a car last night?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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