More tranny stories later!
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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