I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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