I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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