is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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