lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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