i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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