we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I would ride that face into the sunset
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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