the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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