Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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