Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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