It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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