i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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