I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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