8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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