I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
