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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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