Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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