It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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