I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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