...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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