its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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