Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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